ithoughtofcars:

there is lambswool under my naked feet
the wool is soft and warm
gives off some kind of heat
a salamander scurries into flame to be destroyed
imaginary creatures are trapped in birth
on celluloid

the fleas cling to the golden fleece
hoping they’ll find peace
each thought and gesture are caught in celluloid
there’s no hiding in memory
there’s no room to avoid

the crawlers cover the floor
in the red ochre corridor
for my second sight of people
they’ve more life’s blood than before
they’re moving in time
to a heavy wooden door
where the needle’s eye is winking
closing on the poor

the carpet crawlers heed their callers
you gotta get in to get out..

there’s only one direction
in the faces that i see
and it’s upward to the ceiling
where the chamber’s said to be
like the forest fight for sunlight
that takes root in every tree
they are pulled up by a magnet
believing they’re free

the carpet crawlers heed their callers
you gotta get in to get out..

mild-mannered supermen
are held in kryptonite
and the wise and foolish virgins giggle
with there bodies glowing bright
and through the door a harvest feast
is lit by candle light
it’s the bottom of a staircase
that spirals out of sight

the carpet crawlers heed their callers
you gotta get in to get out..

the porcelain mannequin with shattered skin
fears attack
and the eager pack lift up their pitchers
that carry all they lack
the liquid has congealed
which has seeped out through the crack
and the tickler takes his stickler back

the carpet crawlers heed their callers
you gotta get in to get out…

toastdraws:

Andrei is truly fiendish in his designs.

samiferist:

Hannibal AU
↳ Hannibal Lecter as Hades, God of the Underworld

“You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God’ll cut you down
Sooner or later God’ll cut you down
Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell ‘em that God’s gonna cut ‘em down”

tsundeanre:

8ad-jokes:

Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me?

I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality.

http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/

Fill in these (okay maybe somewhat weird) questions and add your result?

3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual.

Which fits cause I’m pan.

2. 
Well, pretty much accurate.

ha-ra-ki-ri:

mauratalityrate:

IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

THAT IS NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

nivrionerom:

feelingfickle:

mandytakesatumbl:

edwardspoonhands:

tyleroakley:

Oops.

lolololol

For some reason this pisses me off. I mean, not that she’s an athiest. That’s fine. But everyone’s reblogging this like “BOOM, WOLF BLITZER, NOT EVERYBODY GOTTA THANK THE LORD.” I feel like she also could’ve just said “We’re very thankful.” And left it at that.

Whatever, I don’t know.

Here’s my thought on that. And I don’t in any way mean it to be insulting to religious people.

She said she’s an atheist because she is. It is an integral part of who she is just like religion is to others. She doesn’t have to thank the Lord (MY IPOD WON’T LET ME NOT CAPS THAT OH MY GOD AUTOCORRECT) just like you don’t have to thank Shiva. And by just saying “We’re thankful” she would be DENYING that integral part of who she is just so someone feels comfortable. We’ve learned not to expect that from religious people (which in the case of many like you, my friend, is not a problem) so I think religious people shouldn’t expect it from us. To me this is similar to denying your sexuality or origins or ethnicity just so someone who made an assumption doesn’t feel awkward. He’s the one who brought up religion. Not her. And it was mildly inappropriate of him.

The other thing is that this snippet doesn’t even show the part where he’s like, “Whoops, my bad!” and she responds with “I don’t blame anyone with thanking the lord.”

Besides the tv is ALWAYS filled with people thanking god  and whatnot, it’s nice to have someone represent those of us who don’t believe in a god of some sort. 

Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon

Jaime ran his fingers through his hair. "Walton," he said, 
"saddle the horses. I want to go back." "Back?" Steelshanks
regarded him dubiously. He thinks I've gone mad. And perhaps
I have. "I left something at Harrenhal."

tumblrofthrones:

seriously we can’t even pronounce these Valyrian names half the time. Davos deserves a Wall-sized star for starting with that book.

lumpyh3ad:

and that is how they do things in the south

gameoflaughs:

westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)

chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

 

OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry